You can express love by calling out the truth out of the situation as opposed to dancing around it.

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.

Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.

I can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it.

So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I had been meaning to knock it down to negative 1000.

Where art and business intersect is a challenging hurdle for a lot of people, reconciling the fact that not everyone is going to make it in the same way. Yeah, you have to be a little selfish, probably.