You can express love by calling out the truth out of the situation as opposed to dancing around it.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's up, whitebread?" And I was like, "That's not even an insult. That's just my race plus a food. I can do that, too, black bean soup! Stay out of this, Asian chicken platter!"

Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.

I can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it.

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.