Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have kind of set the bar for where news is.

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

I think sometimes you don't understand how to convey an idea, depending on the moment you're living in.