Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees.

You've got to remember that improvisers are writers and actors and directors all simultaneously. That's what's happening in real time because you're writing on your feet, and you are acting out the words and you are directing what the staging is. You're deciding what staging is.

All techniques of comedy are valid and interesting to me.