Jesus's first temptation was to be relevant: to turn stones into bread. Oh, how often I wished I could do that!

I don't pick on anybody who has a number above 30.

What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.

If you're not in the parade, you watch the parade. That's life.

I don't care where you are, but the fans only remember your last time at bat.

I'm not going to make it the all - everything. Our (the Saints) goal is to get better, make the playoffs and win the Super Bowl, but I'm not gonna anguish over it like I have in the past.

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching.