What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.

Well, after I had the heart attack, it was a very simple choice. What the doctor told me I did and I did it religiously. I ate nothing but lean turkey breast or chicken breast or a piece of fish that was very lean. I mean I stayed away from everything.

He's just jealous. You know what they say. Empty tin cans make the most noise, and he's an empty tin can. This game is between the Bears and the Eagles, not Ditka and Ryan. We all know who would win that one. Ditka, hands down.

Jesus's first temptation was to be relevant: to turn stones into bread. Oh, how often I wished I could do that!

Here's what I tell anybody and this is what I believe. The greatest gift we have is the gift of life. We understand that. That comes from our Creator. We're given a body. Now you may not like it, but you can maximize that body the best it can be maximized.

I'm not a mean player. You'll notice I never pick on a player who has a number above 30.

Life's not about money. Look at achievements, accomplishments . It's about having fun. It's about enjoying life.