You remember what happened when Eddie Pipp got hurt? A guy named Lou Gehrig took over.
There are teams that are fair-haired, and those that aren't so fair-haired. Some teams are named Smith, some Grabowski. We're Grabowskis!
The greatest gift we have is the gift of life.
Promises are empty words if you're not keeping them.
We have a strange and wonderful relationship - he's strange and I'm wonderful.
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.