I've wanted to be an actor since I was eight years old and I did TV commercials when I was a kid. When I was eleven Saturday Night Live came on and I thought, "Oh God, I'd love to do that." I saw the Pink Panther movies and thought, "God, I'd love to have a comedy series; I'd love to have a character I'd created that becomes a series." I've now pretty-much done everything I've wanted to do since I was eight years old and it's a wonderful feeling, I've got to say.
Mike MyersYou can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.
Mike MyersComedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
Mike MyersThe interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.
Mike Myers