Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.
Mike MyersAnyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
Mike MyersI loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too.
Mike MyersMost comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud. I don't want to be pushed into the mud. I think that is probably true. I think most people struggle with self-acceptance. But comedians get a chance to self externalize.
Mike Myers