Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for eleven years. I do, I like it a great deal, so I enjoy it.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!

Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth.