My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.
Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America.
Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.
It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.