Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young.

At every point I wished that I was born English. They need to make it colder in here. You could hang meat in this room. But, yeah...I grew up in a very English household. My folks were from Liverpool. I've said this before, but there is nothing more English than an Englishman that no longer lives in England.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?