I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

Enlightenment is lightening up.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way!

While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.