Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud. I don't want to be pushed into the mud. I think that is probably true. I think most people struggle with self-acceptance. But comedians get a chance to self externalize.

While it is nice to be discovered, it's much better to discover yourself.

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

It is much more easy for a Spanish person to love themselves than a Canadian person.

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.