I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales.

Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters.

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie.

I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way!

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?