People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they're the happiest people I know.

Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?

Short-cuts lead to long delays.

Im a B-list celebrity trying to give it an honest look. They see me do actual work. ... I try to be the viewer with a microphone.

Happiness comes from knowing what you truly value, and behaving in a way that's consistent with those beliefs.

I'm looking forward to the future, and feeling grateful for the past.

I rarely do anything on the show by myself. I dont want it to be about me. Squatting in the sewer in San Francisco, its really hot, were up to our knees in a river of crap. Rats and cockroaches are all over. I would never, ever walk into that environment, except for the fact that the guy who does it every day is squatting next to me.