Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot.

I can say the willingness to get dirty has always defined us as an nation, and it's a hallmark of hard work and a hallmark of fun, and dirt is not the enemy.

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

Innovation without imitation is a complete waste of time.

I rarely do anything on the show by myself. I dont want it to be about me. Squatting in the sewer in San Francisco, its really hot, were up to our knees in a river of crap. Rats and cockroaches are all over. I would never, ever walk into that environment, except for the fact that the guy who does it every day is squatting next to me.

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they're the happiest people I know.