I rarely do anything on the show by myself. I dont want it to be about me. Squatting in the sewer in San Francisco, its really hot, were up to our knees in a river of crap. Rats and cockroaches are all over. I would never, ever walk into that environment, except for the fact that the guy who does it every day is squatting next to me.

I always complain because I'm old now and everything hurts.

Not all knowledge comes from college.

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

Passion is too important to be without, but too fickle to be guided by. Which is why I’m more inclined to say, 'Don’t Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring it With You.'

We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?