We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

Im a B-list celebrity trying to give it an honest look. They see me do actual work. ... I try to be the viewer with a microphone.

Some jobs are just too hideous to contemplate.

People like to cherry-pick the parts of their career that they're either in the midst of or that they're the most proud of, but the truth is careers and lives are tapestries.

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they're the happiest people I know.

Innovation without imitation is a complete waste of time.

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.