We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

Always flat front. You've got to be deeply suspicious of a man who consciously goes with pleats. Why would you do that?

Short-cuts lead to long delays.

The thing that makes 'Dirty Jobs' different is that it's one of the few shows that portrays work in a way that doesn't highlight the drudgery. Instead, it highlights the humor.

Not all knowledge comes from college.

We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

Happiness does not come from a job. It comes from knowing what you truly value, and behaving in a way that’s consistent with those beliefs. Many people today resent the suggestion that they’re in charge of the way they feel.Those people are mistaken. That was a big lesson and I learned it several hundred times before it stuck. What you do, who you’re with, and how you feel about the world around you, is completely up to you.