It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.