It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards.

If God dislikes gays so much, how come he picked Michelangelo, a known homosexual, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling while assigning Anita Bryant to go on television and push orange juice?

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.