One minute I'm robbing a dope house. Next minute I'm the youngest heavyweight champion of the world. I'm only 20, 19, with a lot of money. Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child who's being abused and robbed by lawyers. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks he's someone. Then you tell me I should be responsible.

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

I'm not used to sensitivity any more. When I see people cry when I lose, save your tears. I don't know how to handle people crying any more. I lost my sensitivity like that. Please, you embarrass me when you cry because I don't know what to do when you cry. I don't know what to say.

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.

I'm a historian, and that freaks me out.

I'm not a good-looking guy. I don't care if my nose gets mashed.