I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know?
Mike TysonI don't want anyone to have to interview me. I wish I didn't have to talk too much about myself.
Mike TysonSometimes during a relationship, a friendship, a friend's gonna have to prove they're your friend, and you're gonna have to prove you're their friend.
Mike TysonThere are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right.
Mike TysonOne morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.
Mike Tyson