Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.

Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.

How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That's so you can tell how your cat is going to like your shoes. The real way to tell how shoes fit is how badly you want them.