What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.
How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.
What do women want? Shoes.
Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.
Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.