How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.

It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don't expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.

Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.

Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.