What I've noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it's so wonderfully fair.

Skinny foodie, get away from me.

Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.

I feel like if I had my personality but was an OB/GYN, you would be psyched. You'd be like, 'My chatty, pop-culture-interested but plainspoken, wants-to-talk-about-clothes but serious-minded doctor.' I feel like I would clean up with patients. That's kind of a cocky thing to say.

I feel lucky because I was a nerd, which I talk about in the book, but I had academic success, so through that, because that's what my parents put a great deal of value on, I had a great childhood because I sort of fulfilled the expectations of being good at school.

Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white.

On 'The Office,' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings and your romantic feelings because it was a mock documentary.