I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.

In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch of your other friends? A great day, for sure, but not the beginning and certainly not the end of your friendship with a person you can't wait to talk about gardening with the for the next forty years.

That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do.

..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've built my life around you." I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don't cry, you should stab them through the heart. You will find a fusebox.

There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes

I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.