There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor of being an inspiration to them. But while I’m talking about why I’m so different, white male show runners get to talk about their art.

I have a personality defect where I refuse to see myself as an underdog.

Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.'

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are.

I have an underdog spirit in me, and now it feels weird to kind of get my own way more often than not.

People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.