I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they're dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun.

Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.

Anyone who's lost someone to cancer will say this, that you have to struggle to try to remember the person before the diagnosis happened, because they really do change - as anyone would change.

I’m Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands!

Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.

I don't need marriage. I don't need anyone to take care of all my needs and desires. I can take care of them myself now.

My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense.