Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.

You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!

My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense.

I don't want to be skinny. I'm constantly in a state of self-improvement but I don't beat myself up over it.

I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.

Sarah [Silverman] writes her own jokes. She doesn't just go through her life and talk about everything. She sits down and crafts jokes. Sometimes her inspiration comes from areas of her life that are risqué. But she is an A-plus professional joke-writer in addition to being very attractive and a great performer.

I hate gowns. It's a rare gown indeed that is cool. Most are elegant or whatever, a quality I don't put a big premium on.