I don't need marriage. I don't need anyone to take care of all my needs and desires. I can take care of them myself now.

People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.

My mother is more of an adviser. I followed everything she did when I was younger, because I looked up to her so much.

I’m the one who looks at the infant, smiles nervously, and as my contribution to small talk, robotically announces to the parent, “Your child looks healthy and well cared for.

I hate gowns. It's a rare gown indeed that is cool. Most are elegant or whatever, a quality I don't put a big premium on.

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.

Future hipsters will love me ironically.