That's what she said.

If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy.

I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head.

I have a personality defect where I refuse to see myself as an underdog.

I am the kind of person that is drawn to colors against my will.

As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through it, and as a 32-year-old woman, whistling while you speak in sort of annoying.

What I've noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it's so wonderfully fair.