I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool

All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would be like, 'Oh my God, the Craigslist Killer has the most boyish smile!

More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look

I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty.

Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.'

I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.

It doesn't help for you to name a character's first name be Mindy and then be like, "I'm nothing like the character."