I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool

I'm too excited to sleep!

If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye.

I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time.

Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I’m able to compete in?