I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.

I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and falling in love with some writer on 'SNL,' of getting married and living in New York.

I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd. I didn't have a ton of academic skills. It wasn't until I was in high school that I was like, "I guess I like writing dialogue." So that's how I got into it.

I have a personality defect where I sort of refuse to see myself as an underdog... It's because of my parents. They raised me with the entitlement of a tall, blond, white man.

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Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.

I don't need marriage. I don't need anyone to take care of all my needs and desires. I can take care of them myself now.