You might also see that some of my playlists are simply two songs on repeat fifteen times, like I’m a psycho getting pumped up to murder the president.

There wasn't a big tradition of comedy at Dartmouth. More than that, there wasn't really anything artsy going on in Hanover, or even in New Hampshire. The cool thing about the school is that there's nothing for people to watch, so if you were to do a play or a sketch or an improv troupe, it was always packed. There's nowhere else for anyone to go. But there was no comedy.

Skinny foodie, get away from me.

I have a personality defect where I refuse to see myself as an underdog.

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

In psychology (okay, Twilight) they teach you about the notion of imprinting, and I think it applies here. I reverse-imprinted with athleticism. Ours is the great non-love story of my life.

I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.