I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn't seem to encompass enough when I use it about her. She was the love of my life.

There’s a whole list of things I would probably change about myself. For example, I’m always trying to lose fifteen pounds. But I never need to be skinny. I don’t want to be skinny. I’m constantly in a state of self-improvement but I don’t beat myself up over it.

Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.

If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.

Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.

It doesn't help for you to name a character's first name be Mindy and then be like, "I'm nothing like the character."

I am the kind of person that is drawn to colors against my will.