I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not. Male comedy writers are not scrutinized.

Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry.

The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you kidding me? The thrill of living was high school? Come on, Mr. Cougar Mellencamp. Get a life.

My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense.

I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.

My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that's my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her.

I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.