When I've acted, and it's not been something I've written or have had at least a hand in writing, I do think there is a controlling side of me that is frustrated by that. And I actually don't think that it's a bad thing, because if I'm going to be in movies, in large part they're going to be movies that I write.

Future hipsters will love me ironically.

I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time.

Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better?

I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.

I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.

I have a personality defect where I refuse to see myself as an underdog.