I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.

We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.

I don't need marriage. I don't need anyone to take care of all my needs and desires. I can take care of them myself now.

I don't think anyone wants to grow up to be Mindy Lahiri, the same way no one wants to grow up to be Michael Scott.But that's OK.

Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered

I hate gowns. It's a rare gown indeed that is cool. Most are elegant or whatever, a quality I don't put a big premium on.

Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now.