I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.

Write your own part. It is the only way I've gotten anywhere. It is much harder work, but sometimes you have to take destiny into your own hands.

I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool

Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because she didn't look sensational - she was that perfect combination of fashionable and slutty - it was because the paparazzi guys were shouting these insanely rude and intrusive questions at her. Like, asking her who she was sleeping with and stuff. I was kind of interested in the answer, so I was glad they asked, but it was still gross.

I am the kind of person that is drawn to colors against my will.

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.