A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.
Mindy KalingPeople talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are.
Mindy KalingThere are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session. Other times it's a full-on all-night sex-a-thon. Can't we have a universal understanding of the term, once and for all? From now on, let's all agree that hooking up = sex. Everything else is 'made out.' And if you're older than twenty-eight, then just kissing someone doesn't count for crap and is not even worth mentioning. Unless you're Mormon, in which case you're going to hell.
Mindy KalingPeople don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.
Mindy Kaling