I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.

Don't fall into the trap of thinking about politics in your workplace too much. Just work hard, be cheerful, ignore distractions.

I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.

I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.

I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.

I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.