Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.
It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.
Some men act upon women like champagne; when they appear the women are sparkling and full of brilliance; when they leave the fair ones grow flat, stale, and most unprofitable companions.
Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.
When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.