Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.
There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
The drama of life begins with a wail and ends with a sigh.
The Green-eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.
The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.