A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.

Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.

Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.

Some men act upon women like champagne; when they appear the women are sparkling and full of brilliance; when they leave the fair ones grow flat, stale, and most unprofitable companions.

Matrimonially speaking, a bridle for the tongue is better than a rein for the heart.