A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

The Green-eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.

Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.

Some men act upon women like champagne; when they appear the women are sparkling and full of brilliance; when they leave the fair ones grow flat, stale, and most unprofitable companions.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

Matrimonially speaking, a bridle for the tongue is better than a rein for the heart.

Enthusiasms, like stimulants, are often affected by people with small mental ballast