The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.
Minnie PearlWhen we got to the hotel, the Hawaiian Village, there were 500 screaming women there. The police were trying to keep the crowd back. It was very dangerous.
Minnie PearlKissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!
Minnie PearlSo often when you start talking about kindness to animals someone comments that starving and mistreated children should come first. The issue can't be divided like that. It isn't a choice between children and animals. It's our duty to care for both. Kindness is the important thing. Kids and animals are our responsibility.
Minnie Pearl