I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy

Tybalt’s what we call ‘Cait Sidhe’— the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes.” “Meow,” said Tybalt, deadpan.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.