Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.
Hysteria takes too much energy to be maintained forever.
I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed.
Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.
I've seen that mixture of resignation and hopelessness before; its usually in my mirror.
Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category