It’s not that Etienne dislikes Tybalt. Etienne just dislikes chaos, and Tybalt causes almost as much commotion as I do. Sometimes more, when he really sets his mind to it, although my chaos is a little more destructive, if I do say so myself.

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

Failure to die is always appreciated.

Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.