Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.

Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.