Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.
Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.
Everyone thinks of them in terms of poisoned apples and glass coffins, and forgets that they represent girls who walked into dark forests and remade them into their own reflections.
Librarianship is a form of heroism. It’s just not as flashy as swords and dragons.
His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.
I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.