Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving

Given a choice between life and death, choose life. Given a choice between right and wrong, choose what's right. And given a choice between a terrible truth and a beautiful lie, choose the truth every time.

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.

Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.

It's not hard to marginalize people when they've already done it to themselves.

...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit.