Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.

We all make mistakes. Luckily for us, there are very few mistakes that cant be solved with a suitable application of either lipstick or hand grenades" - Frances Brown

When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.

Blood is thicker than water, but family isn’t just about blood. Family is about faith, and loyalty, and who you love. If you don’t have those things, I don’t care what the blood says. You’re not family.