Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.

If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: If forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world's population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.

There comes a point when you need to get over the fear and get on with your life, and a lot of people don’t seem to be capable of that anymore. From blood tests to gated communities, we have embraced the cult of fear, and now we don’t seem to know how to put it back where it belongs.

You can't kill the truth.