Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying. Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours.

Every life has a watershed moment, an instant when you realize you're about to make a choice that will define everything else you ever do, and that if you choose wrong, there may not be that many things left to choose. Sometimes the wrong choice is the only one that lets you face the end with dignity, grace, and the awareness that you're doing the right thing. I'm not sure we can recognize those moments until they've passed us.

I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​