If we didn't fear the truths we didn't hear, we'd lose the need to fear the ones we did.

I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

My dear October, we are bound by an enchanted rose made from the hair of a Duchess, and my blood is covering your hand. You can learn anything you wish to know about me merely by licking you fingers." Tybalt laughed a little. "Yes, you may ask me a question.

Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.

Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.