My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back." —Evelyn Baker

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.

Never tempt fate. It plays for keeps.

I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.

How many miles to Babylon? Three-score and ten. Can I get there by candle-light? Yes, there and back again. If your heels are nimble and light, You will get there by candle-light