One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.
Hysteria takes too much energy to be maintained forever.
Failure to die is always appreciated.
Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.
...but that was the thing about reality. It didn't need to make sense.
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.