You can't kill the truth.

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

A martyr's just a casualty with really good PR.

I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.

I'll challenge senators and kings for the right to know the truth, but far be it from me to challenge a woman in her own kitchen.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.