The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

When you're going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight.

He had the same empty confusion in his eyes that I saw in my mirror every morning, that odd sort of denial that only seems to come when the world decides to jump the rails without warning you first.

Children's games are stronger than you remember once you've grown up and left them behind. They're always fair, and never kind.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

People say things like "it wasn't supposed to go this way" and "this isn't what I wanted." They're just making noise. There's no such thing as "supposed to," and what you want doesn't matter. All that matters is what happened.