The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?

Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me glare harder. "No, you were inciting him to stab you with a toothpick. Again, the difference is small, but I think it matters.

It’s not that Etienne dislikes Tybalt. Etienne just dislikes chaos, and Tybalt causes almost as much commotion as I do. Sometimes more, when he really sets his mind to it, although my chaos is a little more destructive, if I do say so myself.

I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.